Yes! Cambridge are going to Newcastle – you owed us that, David Seaman | Cambridge United

For lower-league supporters the FA Cup third-round draw is commonly extra thrilling than lots of your precise video games. I naturally yearn for the 80s simplicity of a velvet bag, Graham Kelly, Ted Croker and Bert Millichip broadcasting from a brush cabinet in whole silence. However even on the One Present, with followers awkwardly moved on and off set in some kind of Weekend At Bernie’s zombie tribute it nonetheless affords hopes and goals you simply can’t get from Gillingham away.

This season it was a scaled-down affair in a Wembley company field with Seema Jaswal in command of the FA Cup winners Faye White and the perennially overjoyed David Seaman. The Yorkshireman is inspired to empty the velvet bag into the bowl and provides it a “good previous shake”. He’s, in any case, a secure pair of palms – palms which in just a few moments might get you a dream tie in opposition to one the Premier League high six, or extra seemingly away to a mid-range Championship group with no romance and no probability of successful.

Faye dips her fingers into the pot. “Quantity 45.” Seema: “Yeovil City.” Me: No thanks. David: “Primary.” Seema: “Will play Bournemouth.” Me: Good.

Faye: “Quantity 38.” Seema: “Stoke Metropolis.” Please no. David: “Quantity 52.” Seema: “Will play Leyton Orient.” Thank God for that.


A number of balls later. 13. Chelsea. Completely sure. Sixty-one. Chesterfield. Dammit. Twenty-three. Liverpool. Go on go on go on. Sixty. Shrewsbury City – you fortunate bastards.

By the point Faye picks out Newcastle United, there aren’t many good ones left. We’ll take it. They’re large. We’ll generate income. They’re not good. We might win – and so they may need signed Ousmane Dembélé by then. Come on David Seaman – you have been fortunate to get previous us within the quarter-final in 91; the least you owe us is that this. “They may play quantity … 53.” Cambridge United. Delighted.

Simply over 30 years in the past – on 6 November 1991, Cambridge United went to St James’ Park as favourites within the previous second division. At all times 4-4-2. Dion Dublin and John Taylor up entrance. Steve Claridge shunted out to proper wing, Lee Philpott down the left. Andy Fensome, Liam Daish, Danny O’Shea, Alan Kimble. What a again 4. And John Vaughan in objective. Give or take a few gamers, it was the identical group that had gone from Division 4 to Division Three to the highest of Division Two with two FA Cup quarter-finals alongside the way in which. It was a frankly ridiculous time to be a U’s fan – particularly if you have been 11 years previous.

Cambridge celebrate promotion after beating Chesterfield in the Division Four play-off final in May 1990.
Cambridge have fun promotion after beating Chesterfield within the Division 4 play-off last in Might 1990. {Photograph}: Motion Photos

The draw back of being 11 was a Wednesday night journey to Newcastle wasn’t occurring on a college night time. I most likely listened to the commentary on BBC Radio Cambridgeshire, Edwin Overland delivering the information of Claridge opening the scoring on the hour – earlier than Andy Hunt equalised within the final minute in entrance of simply over 13,000 supporters.

Over time I’ve satisfied myself that Hunt’s objective value us promotion to the inaugural Premier League and saved Newcastle from dropping to the third tier. The reality isn’t fairly so dramatic. The U’s went high after successful at Portman Highway three days later, however dropped away within the second half of the season and completed six factors off the automated spots, going on to get hammered by Leicester within the play-offs. Newcastle stayed up by 4 factors.

The next 12 months I recall Andy Cole tearing us aside because the Magpies ran away with the title and Cambridge have been relegated – we haven’t been again since.

Our most well-known conflict is recounted by Nick Hornby in Fever Pitch in a chapter entitled Coconuts. Cambridge play I’ve Bought A Pretty Bunch of Coconuts once we win – the legacy of the PA man selecting it within the 50s. Our present native BBC commentator Mark Johnson broadcasts, “You’ll be able to hearth up Coconuts” with glee on the finish of each victory.

In April 1984 Cambridge United had set a file of 31 video games and not using a win. Newcastle arrived with Waddle, Beardsley and Keegan. The U’s scored early and that’s the way it stayed.

Newcastle’s Kevin Keegan (No 7) looks on as Kevin Smith of Cambridge beats Kevin Carr from the penalty spot to score the only goal of the game in April 1984.
Newcastle’s Kevin Keegan (No 7) appears on as Kevin Smith of Cambridge beats Kevin Carr from the penalty spot to rating the one objective of the sport in April 1984. {Photograph}: Mirrorpix

“Within the final 5 minutes, with Cambridge thumping the ball as far into the allotments as doable, you would have thought they have been about to win the European Cup,” writes Hornby. “On the last whistle the gamers (most of whom, purchased or pulled out of the reserves to cease the rot, had by no means performed in a successful group) embraced one another and waved fortunately to the ecstatic house followers; and for the primary time since October the membership DJ was in a position to play ‘I’ve Bought a Pretty Bunch of Coconuts’. It didn’t imply a factor in the long term, and the following season they acquired relegated once more, however after that lengthy, bleak winter it was a memorable couple of hours.”

The 80s and 90s really feel like a very long time in the past – as a result of they have been a very long time in the past. So much adjustments in 30 years.

On Saturday about 5,000 U’s followers will journey to a sold-out St James’ Park. We’ve an excellent younger supervisor in Mark Bonner – a Cambridge fan who has labored his method up from teaching the under-eights to getting promotion from League Two final season. Wes Hoolahan is nearly 40 and solely performs Saturdays. But he’s the primary midfielder I can keep in mind who truly desires the ball from our central defenders – taking it in tight areas, wriggling out of them and dictating play. It’s not overstating issues to recommend he’ll be probably the most naturally gifted participant on the pitch. Joe Ironside has stepped up to lead the road on his personal after our record-breaking goalscorer Paul Mullin was wooed by Ryan Reynolds and went down two divisions to play for Wrexham.

Wes Hoolahan is still running games for Cambridge at the age of 39.
Wes Hoolahan continues to be operating video games for Cambridge on the age of 39. {Photograph}: Joe Toth/Rex/Shutterstock

And this weekend we characterize good in opposition to evil. OK maybe not that easy – however the Newcastle takeover is one other miserable chapter within the bleak world that elite soccer has change into, and one, as we suspected, that has largely been forgotten because the discuss turns to Trippier, Ramsey, Aubameyang and the remainder.


We’re small. We’re not a significant a part of town in the way in which Newcastle United are. So maybe it’s fatuous to evaluate the 2 present constructions. All the cash on the planet versus choosing up bargains and counting on our academy. Dreaming of titles or aiming for mid-table in League One. Fan illustration on the board or the Saudi Public Funding Fund. I do know which I’d favor.

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