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Merry Sexy Christmas, ‘Ted Lasso’ fans

Assemble the Diamond Canines and prepare to howl. In the end, Sexy Christmas is upon us.

As Ted Lasso fans know, Sexy Christmas, a practice that Keeley and Roy invented within the fourth episode of Season 2, “Carol of the Bells,” comically falls on Dec. 28. Keeley initially supposed to make common outdated Christmas — you already know, the one on Dec. 25 — horny, however when Roy’s niece Phoebe crashed the celebration they rescheduled their grownup plans.

Keeley urged pushing the festivities again 24 hours and celebrating Sexy Boxing Day, however Roy needed to work. She had a battle with Dec. 27, so she urged they have fun on the twenty eighth, which Roy topped “Sexiest of all the times.” Thus, Sexy Christmas was reborn. 

Now it is as much as us to maintain the custom alive.

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Keeley Jones of

Sexiest of all the times.
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If Sexy Christmas sounds slightly NSFW, that is as a result of it’s. But in addition, as Keely defined, it would not must be. She described the beginning of her dream Sexy Christmas as “a swinging, Sinatra, Vegas-type Christmas for adults the place we get all dressed up and we sip on martinis and sit by the hearth.” Her Sexy Christmas prep concerned hanging stockings and decking the halls, turning on a kind of leg lamps from A Christmas Story, firing up a chocolate fountain for strawberry dipping, making some drinks, and hanging mistletoe. She lit candles, threw on a file, and wearing an ensemble so beautiful that Roy dropped not one, however two, swear phrases when he noticed her.

Keeley Jones of

Deck the horny halls.
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Keeley Jones of

Sexy Christmas is lit.
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Keeley Jones of

Bust out the chocolate fountain. It is a particular occassion.
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Common Christmas is a day for potluck dinners, delivering presents, and writing poster board messages so you possibly can stand outdoors somebody’s door and pull a Love Really. It is the time to observe It is A Fantastic Life on repeat, blow off an invitation to an Elton John celebration, or go door to door in some posh neighborhood in the hunt for a dentist. Christmas is heartwarming, however Sexy Christmas is all about dwelling your greatest, sexiest life. Celebrating the made-up vacation is an act of self-care, actually. So it deserves the identical annual pleasure that the web exhibits April 25, the proper date from Miss Congeniality, or Oct. 3, the day Aaron Samuels requested Cady Heron what day it was in Imply Ladies.

Spend Sexy Christmas with a particular somebody, a bunch of pals, or your self, and bask in good meals, drinks, music, trend, dialog, and temper lighting. Remember to take a selfie (or an usie) to commemorate the event, and add “Carol of the Bells,” the Ted Lasso claymation Christmas quick, and Roy’s retirement speech to your watchlist. Sexy Christmas combines the heat and good cheer of Christmas with the thrill of a classy, intimate New Yr’s Eve celebration. Crucially, it eliminates the stress and strain related to these two main holidays. The dream!

Roy Kent and Keeley Jones of

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Holy ****ing ****, you each look unbelievable.
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Each Dec. 28, take a second to recollect how fortunate we’re that Roy and Keeley created a model new vacation for us.

Merry Sexy Christmas to all, and to all an excellent evening.

Ted Lasso is now streaming on AppleTV+.

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